So I went paintballing with a big group of friends last weekend. Everything was going good at the beginning - we were playing capture the flag, defending bases, etc. I pwned a lot of my friends... some many times. I was like a Seal team ninja pulling massive flank maneuvers, capturing flags and painting face shields.

Then, the guy who mages the field decided to play two games to end the day. The first was speed paint - which is literally playing capture the flag in a 50 yard box filled with oil barrels. I got cocky... then I got owned about five times in the side and once right *in Forrest Gump accent* directly in the buttocks.

The second game was the worst - 4 of us volunteered to defend the middle base in the field, then EVERYONE else had to attack. I was on the top floor - which was totally visible to about 5 perfect (and higher) firing positions. I got hit everywhere - the hands, the side, the legs, facemask, and once directly in the back of the head by a ball that didn't break. OUCH.

Any1 who likes FPS games will LOVE paintball - and it's not that painful unless you get hit a million times like my dumb ass.

I'm still sore!